Each week we will publish an intriguing picture for you to attach a witty caption to. The winner will get their name and picture added to our mediocrity leaderboard and go down in midtable folklore forever.
So get your thinking caps on.
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This week: What are Man City pair Darius Vassell and Martin Petrov up to during the 3-1 win against Pompey?
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